Lipstick, Pink Teddy Bears,
Leather, and Chains
by Cass
Rating: You can watch, you can read.
Disclaimer: Do you think if I owned them, Riley would exist? I didn’t think so. So you know they belong to the evil Joss. I swear, I’m gonna kidnap them and make them do what I want! Riley be damned!
Dedication: To Ryan. Without her little slip up in one of her challenges, this idea would have never came to me!
Note: Enjoy!
Riley clutched the paper bag holding his treasures to his chest. He looked nervously around the dorm as he head up to his room. If any of the guys found out about this, he would surely be the laughing stock of the Initiative. With one quick glance both ways down the hall, he entered his room and shut the door. He put the bag on the bed and sat down beside it. Taking a deep breath, he opened the bag. He slowly withdrew his purchases from the nearby drugstore: a pink teddy bear and a tube of red lipstick.
“It’s a good thing I watched Ma put on this stuff,” Riley said to himself as he drew the lipstick closer to his lips. He carefully applied the substance. When he was satisfied with his work, he looked in the mirror and grinned at himself. “Oh, you are a sexy man!” He went over to the bed and picked up the pink teddy bear. “Oh Buffy, you don’t know how much I’ve wanted to do this. Kiss me Buffy!” Riley attached his mouth to the bear’s.
Riley was taken out of his make-out session when he heard someone laughing hysterically from the doorway to his room. His head shot up and he saw Buffy rolling on the floor. “Bu- Buffy, wh- what are you doing here?”
“I giggle came giggle” she couldn’t tell him because she was laughing so hard. She gave up and clutched her aching sides.
Xander, who had come with Buffy to tell Riley what she needed to tell him, spoke for Buffy. “She came to tell you that she would be late for your date tonight, but I don’t think you need to worry about her being late, or even showing up for that matter! Uh, Riley, you have something on your mouth.” Xander joined Buffy in laughter.
Riley wiped off his mouth and found it covered with pink fur, attached to his lips with the lipstick.
“Well aren’t you just the sexy, lilac lesbian man?” Xander doubled over in laughter.
Riley ran out of the dorm yelling, “I am not a lesbian! I am not a lesbian!” Nobody ever heard from him again, although they heard from a source that there was a new person at the drag club. A bulky woman named
Rileta.
“Isn’t that just the funniest thing you’ve ever heard?” Buffy asked from her position straddling Angel’s hip.
“Buffy, where do you find these guys? Wait, I don’t want to know.” Angel laughed. He grew serious, “Baby, can you unchain me now?”
“No way! You made me wear the leather and chains last night! It’s my turn!” Buffy had made Angel put on his leather pants and chained him to the bed. She was now enjoying her view of him. She leaned down and captured his lips in a searing kiss. All thoughts of Rileta the Drag Queen were forgotten as Buffy and Angel played their game.
THE END